There once live a girl in a redden hood, small as she is, she loves challenges. Who ever told you, she was scared of the big bad wolf? what lies. She was friends with that mischievous creature; but nobody knew, little red riding hood was as mischievous as he.
She planned the whole thing and forced poor big bad wolf to eat her up! Poor wolf did not see it coming, when the old man had to cut him up just to get to her.
Little red riding hood told the big bad wolf to spit her back out again after giving granny the scare but in reality she told the old man to find her dear grandma and when the old man went to find dear old grandma *poof* he saw the wolf and she started shouting inside of big bad wolf, therefore the big slash on big bad wolf's tummy. all planned, all planned.
[ The wolf was mischievous but obviously STUPID. ]
The story was all planned my dear friends, as she wanted what the big bad wolf had, all stored up underneath his bed. It was gold! Big, long and 100% real, gold bar.
She had a partner that sly little fella, and that person was Mary! You all know Mary don't you? the girl with the lamb? Who ever told you she liked that stupid lamb? Poor little creature got eaten up. And every time she ate her lamb, they had to replace it so~
Both happy and together, Little red riding hood kissed Mary and they lived happily ever after.
zzz. people, I'm just fucking bored please excuse the lameness!
